At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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