K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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