yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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