so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
