so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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