I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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