do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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