i don't like sucking hair
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Randomize
