Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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