I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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