I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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