I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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