But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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