i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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