people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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