I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
