He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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