Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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