so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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