I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It's just like the Real World with babies
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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