I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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