You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i would one night stand the shit outta him
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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