i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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