Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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