He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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