i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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