U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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