judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
God, I missed his penis.
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