Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Boobs are out for the taking
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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