David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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