He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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