Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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