Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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