? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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