North Korea, Best Korea!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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