After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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