Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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