I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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