Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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