I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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