If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
ok first of all what the fuck
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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