discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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