The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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