it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
thus making me awesome and them whores
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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