it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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