i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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