11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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