I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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