You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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