when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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