i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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